Our Zapp Brannigan

From John Boehner (R-OH):

Less than a week after the Massachusetts special election, the Obama administration is vowing to ‘stay the course’ and double down on the same costly, job-killing policies that are leaving America’s middle-class families and small businesses high and dry.

Also, if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Inform the men.



  1. DickTurpis · ·

    Little does Senator Brown realize that he is nothing but a pawn in the Senate’s game of cat and mouse.

  2. FernoKlump · ·

    When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission.

  3. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier! Not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

  4. Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

  5. “And like all the Republicans’ plans, it’s so simple an idiot could have devised it!”

  6. There’s no problem so tough you can’t send wave after wave of men at it!

  7. I suspect there’s some movie references I’m missing.

    1. TV. Specifically, Futurama.

%d bloggers like this: